Sunday, June 18, 2023

Please drop the show.

What is it with some of these people

Non Resident Indians 

Green Card Applicants

Newly flown countrymen


On groups one finds questions

'Is India safe to travel ?'

'Are facilities available in India ?'

'Are things available in shops ?'


These questions annoy me

Like no other 

For reasons stated

And I know not how better to explain.


India is safe as safe can be

Not as safe as Scandinavian

Safer than many who we always pray for

We have the best, good and the bad like any on earth.


Our capital cities are as safe as any big city in the world

Our tourist places just as friendly as others

You stretch out your arms to embrace

And you will get an embrace like no other.


No one talks of safety in other cities

Like gangs and guns in New York

Some street robbers in Paris

Few thieves in Rome.


Wherever one travels

One needs to take care

Of personal and possession safety

Like anywhere in the world.


I can understand people

Whose skin and hair colour is different from mine

Due to their ancestral genes asking this question

And am happy to answer and caution where required.


But it irritates me no end when asked by

Those of my colour and ancestors

Whose skin has changed by two shades in three decades

The acquired accent showing through at all times.


Acting as though they dropped on foreign soil by miracle

Asking these questions so blatant

Who do you think you are trying

To impress by your mockery and show.


You may no more swear allegiance by your erstwhile motherland

You may choose to say you don't remember

You may act as though you lived few inches off ground

When you lived here before.


You may have forgotten the road home

Your mind might have the picture of old

Of a nation that was building brick by brick

From the debris leftover by inhabitants from your current home.


But my dear, do not say you forgot

Your motherland and her lap

That nurtured you and nourished you with her soil

Whose chest you stomped, ran and jumped on.


Do not say you don't know

The sweet smell(manvasanai) of this land called India

Whose fruits you relished and ate

Where you dreamed your biggest dreams.


Your erstwhile mother as always proud

Of all her children near and far 

Stands tall praising your success and achievements

Happy in your happiness and glory.

 

So stop putting on a show

As though you are bigger better fairer

And come to see your erstwhile home if you wish to

Devoid of the snobbery and false show.


Or if you still think you are an other wordly element

Do go about how you wish

Please strut around in your own bubble

Because we are growing tired of your show.


Do not ever forget that I am here

One of many children who chose to stay

Build and rebuild to make better

A land for me and my brethren.


I will always welcome you my dears

To my heart and home, wide open

To listen, share and learn from experiences

To build a better home called Earth.


But also know that I will defend 

Tooth and nail my motherland that I adore

To protect her honour and her children

Who will stand tall forever and lore.


(Reminded of the song, 'Aye mere pyare watan' from Kabuliwala)

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Pulling off the break wire

Pulling off the break wire of the two wheeler

Telling the rider to go ahead and drive

Is what I wish to do, when ?

When the rider hits you on the side walk and tells you watch where you walk

When the rider hits and breaks the side mirror and tells you nothing much go ahead

When the rider looses balance and falls all by himself and blames you going by for it

When the rider forgets his breaks and crashes into you from behind and says the fault is that I did break when traffic slowed

When the rider crashes into a stationery you at a signal and blames you for stopping in the middle of the road

When the rider scratches your car sides and tells blames you for not leaving sufficient space in between vehicles

When the rider takes a U-turn from the left into you going straight on your lane and asks you what's the hurry

When the rider forgets the load of bags on the side hits scratches and looses balance and blames you for not watching 

When the rider adjusts the mirror to check his hair and face forgetting it is meant to check vehicles behind and asks where you are looking

When the rider sways wantonly in front of you and then is offended when you give him the cut treatment

When the rider wishes honks chatters and follows so that you give way for him to only fail and then comment that ladies never learn to driver

Pulling off the break wire is all I wish to do

Rip it off the bike 

And say 'Go ahead and drive'.